May 26
- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think your clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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May 26
- Teenager: I think I'm really ugly, I hate it.
- Society: Oh my god what an attention seeking bitch haha!
- Teenager: I think I look good today.
- Society: You're so full of yourself!
- Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
- Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for :)
- Teenager: *being herself*
- Society: What a freak, what the fuck are you doing you idiot?!
- Teenager: *commits suicide*
- Society: That's such a shame, she was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when she was actually alive rather than wait till now!
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